sampans: EVERYTHING IS CLOSED

Happy CNY, lovely fireflies. Because I only have one side of the family to visit, today is an utterly boring day with no visits. Might get some Macs with the mantous later because EVERYTHING IS CLOSED and I am so bored. And I realised what a downer this space has been, rather, what a downer I've been. It's so toxic! When you allow yourself to spiral, it's so hard to leave that pit. Yucks yucks I'm not gonna be all mopey and whiney. February in photos so far, lots of fooooooood and good folks.

soba at the Oh's before CATS!

the cat man taming the giant. Decky looks like one giant chicken idk don't you think he looks like a chicken?

"WHO DAT GURL BOMBIN OUR PHOTO"

Diz is da kims she's not very right in the head but I luv her so

hahahahahahahah

LOOOKING BACKON DA THINGS I HAVE DONEEEEE

wabiang I look damn old like DAMN old ):

you kids make me feel so old

Mother Oh was kind enough to treat me to watch CATS!

it was kind of boring to be honest, couldn't hear a word they were singing/saying

looking forward to beauty & the beast thoughhhhh

went to laupatsat after the musical to eat WENDYS lololol

who goes to lps to eat wendyssssssss

colour-coordinated bromance

bromance game strong

the force is with these two

"your dress from where ah? NUH ah?"

SERIOUSLY you guys are lucky my self esteem high ok

if not every time go out with you all go home cry

WHY JU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

ONE-FOR-ONE ICE CREAM AT WESTGATE

SO GUD

KIAMPA THE FACE

BUT OK LA THIS ONE LOYAL

whine a bit only he will come hahahahahahahahaha

"my loyalty for you is gangster imba"

ok thank you very kind

i don't know why i do shit like pay 7.90 for tea

but i like tea

"were you a hipster in primary school?"

diam la firdaus.

sister says i've got fingers for toes

my feet damn weird.

feet are damn weird don't you think.

stare at your foot now. just stare. it looks weirder by the second.

I BOUGHT BRUCE for very very bad reasons

ok la not all bad. they keep my fingers warm in class.

CLASSROOMS AT NIE ARE LIKE WINTER STORMS OK.

anw bruce has been singing with me ever since

THE DAY WE WENT OUT WITH WARREN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

IN HIS ANGMOPAI ACCENT

"you guys are very atas, drink wine all..."

warren. thaz only because SAUCE is gone and i kennut beer

he ordered beer at dinner and wanted to split it with someone, and the cup was right in front of me and suddenly all the kids were all shy and no la no la, don't want, it's ok

TAKE IT AWAY FROM MA FACE GAIS

SOH WENDY IS MY SOULMATE

this was warren sending photos to the other profs to make them jealous

so we were drinking with warren at 11pm on a thursday night

when whitehead's class was 830 on friday

and we didn't do our readings at all

AND HE KEPT SENDING PHOTOS TO WHITEHEAD

damn not steady

V looks so pretty here *_* the epitome of a lady

not like us yao guais hhahahaha

oh look how happy we are

hur hur ha- ha- ha-

-.-

these kids are the bane of my existence

but sometimes they can be endearing

sometimes.

O.M.G

SO Mother Lee has become like BFFs with the mothership or something????

she keeps sending my mudder old photos to show her that i actually smile in life

and i'm not always this grey cloud of terror that mudder sees at home

WE ALL LOOK SO YOUNG

and i sofat

KIF LOOKS LIKE A BABY HERE OMGGG

diz was when I went to take fake BTT at their old place 3 years ago uhmga

we weren't even THAT close yet so i was all awks like

hi aunty why are you buying me food

can don't buy me food i feel so undeserving

i shai

BUT NOW YOUR SONS EVERY SUNDAY BULLY ME

I WILL EAT EVERY THING IN YOUR HOUSE.

i think my head heavy

why always like falling down

cmm r u ok

no u r nut

"can mom bring you shopping?"

SO AWKWARD.

spent the whole day with the mother at vivo because she wanted to bond

and we had dimsum and liushalewobao

cny music everywhere

every

where

ROCKSTAR HAVING 30% OFF FOR POINTERS!

and i snagged mine at 30 dollah

so chip for pointersssssssss go get yours nao

HALLO BB

HOW TO PAY ATTENTION TO SERMON WITH YOUR HAMSTER FACE LIDDAT

there is ALWAYS food at church

and look at this cutesy little thing

fatbois with them kids

our staple

like genki

and dominos

I RUV U SO MANY

diz be claris

the to-be nurse who is afraid of needles and blood

claris

how

claris

how

SERIOUSLY ICE CREAM WITH MANTOUS

AGAIN

BECAUSE LOVE

AND BECAUSE REGULARS

AND WE FINALLY GUESSED THE MYSTERY FLAVOUR AND THEY PUT OUR FACE ON THEIR INSTAGRAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is a damn huge achievement for us ok

and we were the FIRST to guess it even though they kept saying

"very easy one, so many people guessed it already"

WOI WE ARE THE FRIST

XLBs with my mantousssssss!!!!

hehehehehehehhe jiang cute de ni men

we were at SERIOUSLY ICE CREAM (fav) again and the kind folks

daniel and kelvin told us to come try the dimsum here

i can't rmb what it's called, jing hua xiao chi or something

IT IS DAMN GOOD AND CHEEEEP.

the pancakes were sibei oily though, STOP AT ONE if not jelat.

21 neil road

i should start documenting good food places

sg damn cheena i buay tank

i mean

i love sg and i love chinese

but then unequal representation of races/languages i buay tank

mantous being mantous

after ice cream and dinner we had to have supper

and they let me satisfy my SALTED EGG YOLK SOTONG craving

<333333333333

even though i was gonna burst and only had like 3 pieces

i luv you mantous for being so luving and finishing everything

it looks bad on photo but it was delish

steady ah

this is us when we stop getting allowance from the ministry ok?

this sight creeped me out a lot

too many horror movies in my memory bank

piece of shit please grow your hair out

jiang ironic de you mei you

the day my chemo got postponed i was in SUCHA bad mood

but i went to catch a movie with V and met up with my favourite ahbeng and it was all good

thank you ahbeng for indulging my fat cravings even though you so health-conscious

"the lighting bad ah here"

hAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA the shit that you do

you can bitch to me all day long no judgment <3333333

DAMN CUTE RIGHT

i got these at SERIOUSLY ICE CREAM

because i said if we guessed the flavour right i'd buy something lololol

but i love socks i really do they are so cute and they make you happier

FUAT AHHHHHHHHHHH

I FINALLY HAD MY LAST CYCLE

waiting for a scan on the 24th to see if i would need further chemo/surgery

surgery macam li suo dang ran but i rly pray i don't need it

lit kids did AMANDA LEE KOE'S MINISTRY OF MORAL PANIC

and because it was our last lesson for singlit with whitehead we needed our annual pic

epigram books reposted this photo also hahahahahaha

DAPHNE SO CUTE

KEM OSO

ragechong mai act shu nu la you most ah lian hahahaahah

KEM MADE US COOKIES FOR V DAY

LOOK HOW PRETTY

SO PRETTY

after i removed the pump on saturday aka v day aka awkward everywhere candles day

went to feast with wizard

HOOHA upped their price by 50% because it was v day -.- but because wizard is best bro i got free steak hurhurhurhurhur

and then we had paiiiii so much paiiiii at PIES & COFFEE

i'm always pimping him out lor

bring him to nice places so he can bring his dates

SO MANY TIMES LEH so i earned my steak and free rides home ok

STILL CALL ME HIPSTER

hipster then don't go to my favourite cafés lor

lololol voldy was a tour guide for a couple of weeks at the museum because of some pioneer generation thing, nobody really talks about their life in this family ah.

so on sunday he was damn ganchiong hurrying me out of the house and all and he was sitting outside the door in his red satin shirt and jacket hahahahahaah damn cute i cannot

apparently he had some ceremony????

again

nobody talks about their life in this house