me and ahloke bto lolol
i love you ah loke <3 sampan mate for life
dee: sampan is boat
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAH
val jie and team killed 6 crabs with their bare hands
CHILLI CRAB MY LUV
hahahahaa aunty marg so cute
the day three families + cmm went to eat tze char and kim angered an old ahlian
we ended up taking a walk because too many bugs
i can't say we are princesses in the bunch but
yah.
SQUIRREL VOICE KIMBY HAS A LICENSE
SO KE AI NI
aunty risa is a wonderful sofa for babies
sofa(t)
youuuuuu lai up ma lyfeeeeeee you gib me hopeeeeee to carry onnnnnnnn
kg, penguin, cheryl, gg, mg
TRADITION (Y)
the one and only meal with my vanillabean <3
love you, miss you, write you soon
LIFE GOALS YOU MEI YOU
this is banillate aka mantou aka livia
one of my fav burger joints at ARC! good burg near home is gud
maison ikkoku with joshua and the fatdie team minus giselle )':
nutella tiramisu sibo? kennut remember
哥哥在看你
对面的女孩看过来
this was at naiise
i want to buy so many things from naiise.com go check it out IZ SO PREETSSSS
PIG SO MANY PIG at kent ridge
now that i'm at NUH like all the time i've frequented every corner of the place
rach's cheese platter which she dapaoed because too maneh
spruce supper because wizard is the best brother in the world <3
when i said supper i rly meant second dinner
lambchops so gud so gud so gud
ahbeng and i went to marshmallow tree only to find out they were closing down )':
please support local businesses
we cannot let starbucks and coffeebean and all those other monsters wash
our local businesses out! must not cannot will not!
hahahahahahahahha ahbeng guo ran ahbeng
he is single and available by the way anybody want to sign up pls contact me yah
confirm brighten your day one he makes people laugh until they get stitches
and he so honest
lai lai sign up HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 有够朋友吗???
you see, i told him i didn't like wearing masks in public
and he said
limpei wear with you
more crab with the crabby cousins
XO CRAB BEE HOON AT GOLDENSPOON/ TIONGBARUH
DAMN SHIOKKKKK
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE VEGGIES I'D FINISH THE WHOLE THING NO LIE
it says 慧 at the bottom
could it be 我们家的 芦荟荟 marissa???
hahaha idk but it reminded of mehssa
@killthoverdrive time to buzz mehssa back into our lives
heheheh my qt pie came to sleepover
MORE CRAB
tea with baobei giselle at Hyde & Co.
they gots many tea i rike
look at them truffffffffffffffleeeee fraiiiiiiiis
JI MEI DE YOU MEI YOU
cue hermoine in prisoner of azkaban: is that what my hair looks like from the back??
THIS is me staring at the huge ass somersby advertisement kissing my ciders goodbye
this the whale the polykids got me
it survived long enough
but it has passed on ):
SO
i spotted this whale soft toy at naiise that i fell in love with
but it cost like 55 money
as much as i'd like to support local, my warret cannot support
THE VERY NEXT DAY AT CHURCH
giselle passed this to me
she didn't buy it
SHE FREAKING MADE IT
LIKE SHE SEWED IT AND ALL
<333333333333333333333333333333333333
THIS IS LUV ^^
night drives with wizard
except it was drizzling and he waited at the wrong condo
for like 10 mins
bro u hansum but u dumb
mudder of all smores at marshmallow tree/ telok blangah
but iz now gone )':
supper at revelry with yvonne and waichan (':
good conversations good food
what more would you need?
fat die us night
my makan kakis came homeeeeeeee
this is supper after drinks after dinner
please please please go and visit SERIOUSLY ICE CREAM @ 4 Everton Park
everything in the shop is organic ORGANIC even the ice cream
and it tastes fantastic
the ice cream is made fresh DAILY very very gud
they have amazing unique flavours which they experiment with and they
always have a mystery flavour WHICH WE FAILED TO GUESS
this is lychee rose/ arabian summer/ mystery flavour on a warm bed of chewy waffle
and we had so much teaaaaaaaaaaaa
the bosses are really really friendly they make you wish they were your neighbours
they also sell very cute shades/ bags/ socks/ many trinkets
GO NOW
lynn sent livia home on her scooter
i can only imagine the amount of squealing and panic
一个两个三个馒头
thank you for all your gifts <3
: we came back from overseas
: oh where did you all go?
: korea
: US
: clementi
hahahahahha clementi got nothing cool but got me yah i give you myself
seeeeeee so chio!
GO NOW
mantous and i had drinks at thereadingroom because duh, outram area
doctor says i can take a glass of wine 4 days before chemo
timing. was. perfect.
lynn rushed through peak hour traffic after school
livia overslept
i got lost because
I STOPPED GOING TO OUTRAM WAITING FOR YOU ALL TO COME HOME
so lynn got wings to feel better about her lazyass friends
so much better than EWF, different la, but still wings ma
damn good this
mai burritoozoozooz
US kids always hate on muchachos because they say it's not authentic
well. i like my beef. i like my rice. and i don't like veggies.
so this is very very very nice to me
ok la El Patio at HV is also nice. but must always tell them to bu yao veggie.
muchachos my favourite favourite place to makan
i got so lost i found chickens
ni kan wo jiang vain de
starting to form sunday habits of
tauhuayzui, readings, and waiting for ahpek until i must dapao to church for him
but ok la he walked halfway to find me, so A for effort yah
OUR WHITE WALL
we always always take photos at the white wall
and i luv taking photos of cogy can't you telllllll, my babis
so whenever kids dress in the same colour
i GET DEM EXCITE AND I FORCE THEM TO PAI ZHAO
maroon babis
claris/ aloy/ cyx/ chris
the nurse, the student, the lawyer, the student
bnw babis
ojx/ kim/ mat/ angela/ cmm
army boy/ psychologist/ army boy/ student/ teacher
blue babis
cyz/ ahpek/ kif
copywriter/ engineer/ student
sometimes i feel like our occupations like monopoly game like that
all the common things
why got no future pastor, got no astronaut, got no chef
nah i give you babis inspiration
go preach and cook in space (Y)
the boys showed me this and i laughed for like 2 mins no lie
favourite chicken rice stall opposite raffles hotel with the favourite faces
ALL OUR ARMY KIDS WERE PRESENT (Y) ojx was at the kids table
: who's in town now?
: ME OMGGGGG
impromptu ketchup with my panda <3
the only flowers i like
in a bag. in a bath of hot water.
come on seth, show your boobs, it's only fair
MAY THESE NUMBERS INCREASE FOREVER
don't you think the guy looks like the twins in 22 jump street?
"Jinx buy me a coke. Aww snap man we're still saying the same thing. This is amazing. Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twiiins!"
if moe's was emo's
my dietician's office looks like sheng shiong tv show
more tea more tea more tea silver moon is love silver moon is life
AND SO SCHOOL READINGS BEGIN
fatboys with ahpek
another fav burg joint
i luv burgssssssss COW AND BREAD what is better than that??
tea time & dinner with my cutesy cousin fred
quesadilla at the chop house/ vivocity
it wuz gud. 10/10 would recommend
their bangers and mash sucked though
then again who ask me go chop house order sausage -.-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE
TO AN INAPPROPRIATE TEXT
hi firdaus
u know we still luv u
this was at the doctor's office
everytime i see it i think of you @jieminship
one year ago in lit
at least whitehead looks more in love with us today
cheesefrais with fel <3
OH MAI i usually hate mac&cheese but the one at THE MARMALADE PANTRY was gud
of course qtpai and i had to order sandwiches because I LUV BREAD
i don't quite fancy their desserts though ): dry and bland
hehe picked her up from work to feast like beast
uncle jeff aka father oh
& his selfie stick
no wonder ojk and ojx's snapchats all their face nia
cherryqqx lent me this in like... 09???
hahahahahaahhaah i'm sucha thief
but i think of you when i wear this ok bb
on sundays, we must have coffee after lunch
much foam yuck
much milk yuck yuck
i like my coffee gao
josh: what you want eat
: anything
josh: go eat ramen come
: OMG I WAS CRAVINGGGGG RAMEN
best when your stomachs are in sync
the guys decided to be adventurous and ended up getting ripped off lel
the restaurant had free eggs
FREE
EGGS
and japanese mayo!!!!! so of course we had to have egg salad
the pork was so gud but nehmi and daryl didn't like it
cos no fat
but i like leh
: 妖怪要上学了
sister: oh the state of our future educators
: why ju hafta be so ruuuuuuude, don't you think i'm really cuuuuuuute
sister: oh the state of our future poets
7.90 for tea. can don't )':
if you see a copy of Gregory Nalpon's book, pick it up
you will not regret
it was such an enjoyable read! gave me the creeps sometimes because hantu and death.
he has hemingway and steinbeck vibe
the simplicity, the trials, the drinking, the prostitutes, the humanity
so lynn, ppt, and justin got me this when they went for their exchange
and ppt passed it to me in class without plastic bag
i really look like 酒鬼
let me clarify that i have never gotten drunk and i have never splurged on drinks
why you all buy me flask hahahahahahaahhahaah
i put soya milk ok
my godbrother is da bestttttt
he let me vroom vroom but because i haven't touched a manual car since i passed
i dishonour my family and my cow
after letting me vrooms in NTU
: uh, now the traffic very heavy, i drive you la better
hahahaahahahahhahaahahah I LOVE YOU AH HIA!!!!
much hipster
wizard why you cut your hair you look like grass
I LUV YOU MOST WIZARD BROTHER
i was alone at HV because i forgot when the SMSS date was
so i whined and got him to have dinner with me at HV
you da best
HE IS ALSO SINGLE AND AVAILABLE LADIES
LAI LAI CONTACT ME IF INTERESTED
he's a damn loyal friend
even though he damn dumb sometimes he bursts into fiery flames of wisdom too
i have two kinds of friends
yolo
EWF with wizard
the WHOLE time he complain fat
fat your face
wings that fell flatttttttt so bland but because wizard beast mode he finished it
then complain fat
an exhibition on secrets at westgate!
有吗有吗
sigh i'm gonna be an old spinster eating her feelings away
i like little cups
they make me feel like a giant
had no school so i went to find qtpai for lunch before she started work
even though you were VERY VERY LATEEE i luv u still hahahahaha
we were supposed to eat at outram = no temptations
but we ended up in town = i shopped T_T
i didn't buy this eventhough i rly rike because
wizard says i look like pontianak
and sister says i look like sanitary pad
T_T
it was raining on the night i was supposed to meet the SMSS girls
so i told them to ditch PARK and we went to EWF
BAD MOVE BAD BAD MOVE
their service is really really bad
but we were all in sucha good mood after seeing each other again that we couldn't care
LOOK AT MY FRIENDS
THE ONES I GREW UP WITH THROUGH PUBERTY
ALL SO LADY-LIKE AND PROFESSIONAL
taking some getting used to hahahahaah
but some things just don't change
this badass bottle is my prescribed SHAMPOO
damn fierce. i rike.
sometimes, siblings are the strangest
: even at this hour we only can think about wings and bacon
snagged these babies with firdaus' kino vouchers
THANK YOU BRO YOU DA BEST
ohhhhhhhh lookat these books i have no time to read
i tweeted about how the booksactually at millenia was damn chio but i had already bought
six books that week so i couldn't give them business
i forgot that kenny was following me on twitter OMG
and he replied: no worries lah, the main thing is that you had bought books, doesn't matter where you bought them from :D
WA DAMN PAISEH and kenny is so nice (':
sometimes i forget that people i look up to are nice enough to follow me back on twitter and i talk so much shit on there
i forget that brunomerz is following me
i hope he NEVER reads his timeline
bookworm fred is best cousin fred
return to snapchat only selfie like siao VAIN DE YOU MEI YOU
why is it that my hair looks nice at home and in selfies
but when people take photos of me and when i'm out
it's like
PIAK SO FLAT
so sad
boring leh gulliver's travels
the writing does not appeal to me at. all.
my giam siap boys + ishu cabbed down to wcp fur meeeee <3
even though they were afraid of the cab driver so they didn't pick me -.- WEAK
missed you guys!
lifemotto
ok baibai